ridge:

when you find out your crush already likes somebody else 

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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borlax:

People always talk about how candy is so cheap after Halloween but no one ever talks about how cheap candy is ON Halloween. It’s almost as if you can go knock on any strangers door and they’ll give it to you for free. what a bargain

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

meanplastic:

church supplies

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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senticolis:

the next disney movie

Why do you keep saying that?!

tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!